OK, sure, but it's burning and I don't have time for this bullshit, really. One is a Republican who has some water somewhere and it's just the same old water that he has used to put out all of the other fires and it should work. I've seen the other fires and they have been put out, sort of! they still smolder a bit, but they look as though they are out. Now, this water is gonna cost me a lot of money, may not put the fire out all the way, it's going to take a pretty long time to get it almost out and there is no guarantee that my neighbors house won't be affected by it, but it will look as thought the fire is out and I'll be able to move back in sometime real soon. It will still smell like smoke, but thats what happens when a big fire like this one happens. Oh, and did I tell ya he's standing there trying to hide a pack of matches behind his back, hmmm!!?
Now, this second Fireman is a shiny new Democrat with very little experience putting out fires and has some new kind of water type stuff that is supposedly environmentally friendly, will help other fires at the same time, and yes, it's very expensive. Now, I may not be able to afford it, but he will help me take out a loan for it, and anyway I don't have a choice. He says it's brand new and never been tried before but I swear I've seen it somewhere before and have read about it online but he keeps trying to convince me that thats just a lie created by the Republican Fireman to lead me astray. Oh, and did I tell ya he's standing there trying to hide a can of gas behind his back, hmmm?
Now I'm freakin out because my damn house fire is like raging. I'm pissed, my neighbor is pissed at me, and these two overpaid, incompetent firemen are playing like the fire is in the basement when I can see it upstairs in the attic where I keep my favorite stuff!!
All of a sudden this new fireman shows up and I realize he's not a Democrat, or a Republican and he looks really familiar, I know this guy. I've been told all sorts of bad things about him, but here he is ready to get the job done. He doesn't have fancy expensive water, he's got a tool in his hand that he's willing to go in there and use to stamp out this blaze. Both of the other Firemen are standing in his way, for his own protection supposedly, but he's done this before and knows how to get the job done.
It's my house, so, I guess I'm gonna have to kick these dumb-asses out of the way and lead this new friend to where the fire is. It will be my pleasure. And, I'm gonna get started a-kickin right away!!